As I have settled into my forties, I am finding that a simple trip to Target to replace any makeup item or face cream isn’t so simple anymore. Throw in the body lotions and sunscreens and I can spend the better part of a morning making decisions!
My face is a mess anyway….I have been friendly with the dermatology community since I was 15, and the nasty pimples of my teens have been replaced with what they now call “adult acne”. Not sure why we need a new name for it, since to me it’s the same old thing I have always had. Should I be worried that my latest prescription for acne is also recommended for Anthrax exposure?
Park yourself in front of the facial creams for a moment and try to settle on the one cream that will solve all of your current complaints. Anti-aging? Deep wrinkle treatment? Oh, it has to have sunscreen too…..but what SFP? Do you want to be radiant, or glowing? Do you want your skin tone to be even, because there’s a cream to help with that. Now I wonder if my tone IS even, since this isn’t something I have ever worried about or noticed. Now you also need a different cream for night, which apparently is the time when the DEEP wrinkles can be banished. I think when I am sleeping is the only time I don’t have deep wrinkles, and nobody notices.
Then there are the eye creams. Gel, for firming? Or do you want to fade those dark circles and moisturize? Do you want to soften lines and wrinkles? Not really, I just want them gone. When did those crows put their feet on my face, anyway?
By the time I have chosen one or two products, I am exhausted. It feels like such a commitment, since I will most likely be using this same bottle of potion for months. How will I really know if it’s working? So far, I haven’t had anyone come up and tell me I look radiant, youthful, or glowing. The last time I think I was radiant, I had a fever.
Maybe once the hot flashes hit, I will look radiant every day….